Introduction to the Chuck Spurgeon fact phenomena.


Introduction to the Chuck Spurgeon fact phenomena.

So, you all know who Chuck Noris is. If you don't, do your research. He's the guy who pushes the world down when doing pushups, who strikes fear into the heart of ghosts, and who has counted to infinity twice. These things are facts, and it is every citizen's constant duty to be spreading these facts throughout the world. Also, we get a kick out of it. A roundhouse kick to the face that is.

Enter Charles Haddon Spurgeon, renowned Baptist preacher from London England during the 1800's, a.k.a. Chuck. This man preached hard and long, inspiring throngs of preachers in the ensuing generations. This man was so astounding that he once preached a sermon in his sleep. Yes, in his sleep. His wife took notes and he ended up preaching it that Sunday.

That is just one example of a fact that many people do not know about Chuck Spurgeon. And there are more. Many many more. It is the purpose of this blog to share those facts to the world in the tradition of Chuck Norris facts. It is your job to take and pass them on.

And so, without further ado, we give you: Chuck Spurgeon Facts.

2011/07/10

Fact #1-10

#1 Chuck Spurgeon isn't uncomfortable sitting in a pew -- pews are uncomfortable underneath Chuck Spurgeon.

#2 Chuck Spurgeon doesn't shave in the morning -- he preaches a sermon and his beard cleans up its act.

#3 Chuck Spurgeon never washes his clothes -- he baptizes them.

#4 When Chuck Spurgeon was a child he built a tree fort in his back yard -- the next Sunday the whole neighborhood showed up.

#5 Chuck Spurgeon only drinks grape juice for communion -- but it ferments in his mouth.

#6 Chuck Spurgeon doesn't count -- he just preaches from Numbers.

#7 Chuck Spurgeon once preached a sermon using only a paper clip, a shoelace, and two raisins -- everybody was saved.

#8 When Chuck Spurgeon's computer crashed he just preached a sermon -- all his files were saved.

#9 Chuck Spurgeon once met Darth Vader -- he preached a sermon on how God was his father.

#10 Chuck Spurgeon once practiced one of his sermons in a mirror -- everyone behind him was saved.

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